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When the children get out of school, Cartman still does not believe that he has gotten an anal probe from the visitors. To help the children find Kyle's brother, Chef pulls down the fire alarm. Chef breaks out into a sultry, erotic, but an off-topic song about him 'making love to a woman by the fire'.ДЄfter being told visitors abducted Kyle's brother, Chef freaks out and says, 'What the hell do you think you are doing in school eating Salisbury steak? Go find him, dammit!' A cyclops-like robot then pops up from behind Cartman and quickly retreats from whence it came, this ends up being the anal probe from Cartman's 'dream'. When the boys reach the front of the line, Kyle asks Chef what to do when someone does not believe you. She gives Stan a note asking him to meet her at Stark's Pond after school. Wendy Testaburger, who, as Cartman explains, ' Stan wants to kiss,' walks up to Stan, and Stan vomits on her several times out of nervousness. Cartman laughs at Kyle and ends up farting fire at one of the children, Pip Pirrip.ДЄfter class, the four are standing in line for lunch. Hat's shared catchphrase of, 'You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!' is introduced. Garrison tells Kyle he has to ask his hand puppet, Mr. Garrison if he can be excused from school to find his baby brother, Ike. Worried about his brother and how his parents will react, Kyle asks Mr. Also, when helicopters fly by, and the farmer asks what they were, Barbrady says they were pigeons. Barbrady explains that a cow turning inside out is nothing unusual, clearly revealing that he is an incompetent law officer. The cows are not falling into the trap as several aliens have turned them inside out. Several other visitors try to lure away cows by whistling and offering straw. Meanwhile, Officer Barbrady investigates another cow mutilation on farmer Bill Denkins's farm.

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Crabtree, a scary-looking, loud-mouthed, middle-aged school bus driver who constantly tells the children to 'Sit down and shut up!' As the bus is driving away, Kyle looks back and sees his brother Ike, being held by two visitors. As Chef leaves, the school bus arrives, introducing Ms. Chef is also wearing a T-shirt with a picture of an alien 'visitor' on the back with the word 'Believe', scaring Cartman even more. Chef then pulls up and asks the boys if they saw a visitor spaceship, inadvertently confirming the reality behind Cartman's 'dream'. The others try to convince him it was real, but Cartman assumes they are just trying to scare him. PlotДЄt the very beginning of the episode, Cartman details his supposed dream of him being abducted by aliens and receiving an anal probe. While the boys are waiting for the School Bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors. It feels like it could keep flipping the world the bird for another 20 more.'Cartman Gets an Anal Probe' is the first episode of Season One and the debut episode of South Park, excluding The Unaired Pilot, from which it spawned. ItвЂ™s been a remarkably consistent middle finger to cultural propriety for the 20 years.

These are our picks for the best South Park moments to date. A lot has happened to Stan, Kyle, Cartman and the indestructible Kenny since then, however, so weвЂ™ve updated and substantially revised our old list вЂ“ to paraphrase a wise man, respect our au-thor-i-tiiiie on this. How many shows do you know that could come up with something as biting as the вЂњMemberberriesвЂќ concept вЂ“ one of the sharper takedowns of how a nostalgia-worshipping culture can slide into dodgy territory вЂ“ much less in its 20th season?ДЄ decade ago, we attempted to single out the 25 most memorable (and memorably jaw-dropping) highlights of the show. And two decades after CartmanвЂ™s first alien anal probe, the animators still refuse to play nice or tow anything even resembling P.C. Happy 20th birthday, South Park! Since its premiere on August 13th, 1997, creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have given the world singing excrement, stoned towels, a sensitive Satan, characters with names like Big Gay Al and Tweek Tweak, farting Canadian comedy duos and some of the most scabrous celebrity parodies imaginable.

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